Thursday, March 8, 2012

3rd Most Embarrassing Moment... Blamed it on my Brother!

Sittin' in my desk yesterday, jamming away to my ipod, I heard one of my favorite songs come on and it made me smile. My husband doesn't think it's nearly as funny as I do, but he gets a kick out of how much I love it.

So, I decided to start texting him the lyrics.

One, cut a hole in the box. *send*

Two, put your junk in that box. *send*

... laughing hysterically at myself, I go to send the next line but, when I pull up the message screen on my HTC phone, I see the history of this line of texts and something's wrong...

Where's the little box with Jay's picture?

Wait a minute... who'd I text last? Frantically I scroll up only to find..

I just sexted MY DENTIST!!! Last text I sent was a text confirmation for my dental appointment to their automated reminders system!

Yeah, I was listening to "D!C% in a Box" by the Lonely Island and decided to text it to, not my husband, but probably some sweet lady at the dentist. Lucky for me, they didn't escort me out of there in handcuffs at my appointment today. But I had a HUGE laugh about it with Jay and my friend Leslie...

Oh yeah.. how did I blame my brother? I sent a third message... "Please disregard the last two messages. My brother borrowed my phone to send a message to a friend and actually sent it to you instead." I love you, Zach!!!

Still lost? Check out the video..(Warning: sexually explicit lyrics)



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